NEW BLOG?! IS THIS GIRL CRAZY?

So guys, I forgot to tell you that Lizzie is my nickname and my real first name is Chloe.

Anyways,
I have a new blog and it is to promote going green. Every week, I choose a random ecofriendly thing to do and blog about it. One blogpost per week people! It would be greatly appreciated if you followed my new blog, so click right here

OK lovelies! I'll see you next time when I will post a random rant! Bye!

RAWR! I'M A COW!

Hi Earthlings because i am assuming that only Earthlings can read my blog.... *Cough Cough* Anyway back to the subject! RAWR! I'M A FRIGGING COW! I just love those quotes because it's so cute! For all I care you can say, "RAWR! I'M A SNAIL!" and I would think that's cute. No copyright infringement intended!

Guilty Pleasures

Guilty pleasures. Believe it or not, everybody has one. They may not know it, but if you just take time to look at yourself and what you do a lot; you'll notice you do something that you think is wrong and you still do that.

The magazine and fashion industry is scary and very vicious. It's scary and my guilty pleasure is that I love fashion magazines. I almost feel cruel when I read my monthly Seventeen magazine that I get in the mail! All these girls in the magazines are so skinny and not only does it make me feel fat, but it makes me feel evil. These girls with their perfect, airbrushed skin is like BS, you know? I mean they're smiling even though they look underweight. Seventeen, really isn't that bad. They do include models of a wider range than Elle or Marie Claire. Don't get me started on Elle or Marie Claire! OMG! I just don't like looking at those magazines. Maybe, some of the models just have a naturally high metabolism or are born skinny, I don't know. There's just one thing I do know...fashion magazines are my guilty pleasure. They do teach you things that you didn't know about skincare and tips on everyday things. Some of them give away free stuff (my favorite) and teach you how to get healthy, not skinny but healthy. There's so much cons and pros, that I have lost track.

Enough about my guilty pleasure, what about your guilty pleasure?

P.S. I have no other guilty pleasures than reading fashion magazines
P.P.S. Don't type in the comments anything gross or perverted...>_<
P.P.P.S. Thanks for reading, bye!

Long time no see

Hey everyone!
Sorry I've been MIA from blogger for so long! I'm sorry. There's just lots of school work going on and stuff!
So just stay tuned!
K BYE!

Heidi's 10 Procedures?

Heidi Montag, one of the most physically gorgeous women on television. Recently she had her 10 procedures if you haven't heard. Why? She is gorgeous, she is tan, she is beautiful! All she really needs is to change how she is with people and she'll be fine. I think in one of her interviews she said that her goal was to be a pop star and she said that she had to get these procedures to look like a pop star. So hold up there! She finally admits that pop stars have to look hot to get their fame? How is that going to impact aspiring singers of different shapes, and sizes? Personally, anyone who sings well, I listen to....
UGH!
-LiZzIe

JB=JUSTIN BIEBER NOT JONAS BROTHERS!

Do you remember those guys?
Yeah...those guys.... The guys that were like virtually unstoppable? Yeah...the JONAS BROTHERS. NO OFFENSE to them or anything, but that guy um...what's his name? Oh yeah...JOE IS SO RUDE! Like a guy that old can dump in person! Jeez...loser! TEEHEE, sorry Joe, but a move like dumping that country sweetheart was low. Yup...I went there. I know this was a year ago, but I can't help but think that so many guys like him don't even have the time to go and dump in person. Not that if he dumped in person would be any better, but it seemed like dumping Taylor Swift on the phone meant that she wasn't worth his time! Yeah...I know...I'm cussing his name in my head.
Jonas Brothers, move over because a new JB is in town. Whoa...that sounded corny.... Anyway, the band is history and Justin Bieber is at least a bit more fresh....
UGH!!!!
ANYWAY...this concludes another random rant.
-Lizzie *MWA*

OMG! TIGER WOOD SCANDAL JUNKIE=ME?

OMMMMMMMGGG!
WHO WATCHES GMA?
Did you see like this morning,they were talking about Tiger in a small town in Mississippi! Yeah, you bet it! He's in SEX REHAB! Welcome to the gang, Tiger! You have officially part of the gang of REHABBED UP CELEBS! I don't want to offend Tiger, the GPA sponsors or Tiger's sponsors, but that's just kind of gross. I mean cheating on your wife and sleeping with other women is just disgusting! I mean...he's already got a kid.
*SIGH*
Anyways, instead of me being so mad about this...why don't you guys tell me what you think about it?
-LIZZIE *MWA*

STRESS? 3 TIPS TO DEAL WITH STRESS

Lots of people are stressed out in this economy and about personal issues. I'm hear to talk about how you can relieve your stress. Let's start!

http://www.megagadgets.nl/images/paladone-stress-ball.jpg

That is a stress ball! It is exactly what you think it is supposed to be! You squeeze it as hard as you want and you feel a bit better!

http://coordinatescollections.com/shop/images/LYB%20clear%20cuts%20quote%20bubble.jpg

Talk to someone! It can make you feel a whole lot better once it's out of your system!

http://www.school-clipart.com/_small/0511-0707-3113-3503.jpg

Write it all down! You can feel more safe if it's in your journal or diary and people won't know!

That's how you can deal with stress!

Thanks for READING!!!!

Braces Survival Guide

Lots of kids will get braces. They hear the news first, and then they start freaking out. “WILL THE BRACES HURT?” is the only question that comes to mind. The second is, “WILL I LOOK LIKE A NERD?” I know this because I have braces.

Lots of my friends who need to get braces and know it always ask me if they hurt. My answer is, only in the beginning. You have to get them tightened every month. So tip number one is that sometimes braces use thermal wires. These wires tighten when it’s mouth temperature. If you feel it tighten to hard, get some smaller ice cubes and put it in-between your braces and the inside of your lip. Once you feel them loosen up take them out.

In the first weeks or more, you probably still haven’t gotten used to the braces and you might still feel that the braces are really pushing your teeth. Just take your mind off things by maybe watching TV or doing something that distracts you. Also, don’t eat hard food; it will hurt your teeth more.

Braces don’t have to be boring at all! Mix things up by putting different colored plastic bands on the braces! For Christmas or the holiday season, try red and green or just red or just green. I don’t really recommend light colors though. If you have slightly yellower teeth, the light colors will make your teeth look yellow.

The most annoying thing to have braces is ignoring hard or chewy food. It really sucks. What I found out is, if your glue that the brackets have on is really strong you can actually chew a bit of gum. NEVER chew bubblegum though. Remember to always ask the orthodontist first how strong the glue is. One food you should try to avoid having in full slices is apples. Always cut the pieces down before eating it. Most of the times, apples will get stuck everywhere in your braces. It will get stuck on the braces, the wiring, between teeth and maybe sometimes on the bracket right under your rubber bands. Oh, and always keep your braces clean.

Braces may seem a ton of pain, but once you get used to it, it’s no hassle.