NEW BLOG?! IS THIS GIRL CRAZY?

So guys, I forgot to tell you that Lizzie is my nickname and my real first name is Chloe.

Anyways,
I have a new blog and it is to promote going green. Every week, I choose a random ecofriendly thing to do and blog about it. One blogpost per week people! It would be greatly appreciated if you followed my new blog, so click right here

OK lovelies! I'll see you next time when I will post a random rant! Bye!

RAWR! I'M A COW!

Hi Earthlings because i am assuming that only Earthlings can read my blog.... *Cough Cough* Anyway back to the subject! RAWR! I'M A FRIGGING COW! I just love those quotes because it's so cute! For all I care you can say, "RAWR! I'M A SNAIL!" and I would think that's cute. No copyright infringement intended!

Guilty Pleasures

Guilty pleasures. Believe it or not, everybody has one. They may not know it, but if you just take time to look at yourself and what you do a lot; you'll notice you do something that you think is wrong and you still do that.

The magazine and fashion industry is scary and very vicious. It's scary and my guilty pleasure is that I love fashion magazines. I almost feel cruel when I read my monthly Seventeen magazine that I get in the mail! All these girls in the magazines are so skinny and not only does it make me feel fat, but it makes me feel evil. These girls with their perfect, airbrushed skin is like BS, you know? I mean they're smiling even though they look underweight. Seventeen, really isn't that bad. They do include models of a wider range than Elle or Marie Claire. Don't get me started on Elle or Marie Claire! OMG! I just don't like looking at those magazines. Maybe, some of the models just have a naturally high metabolism or are born skinny, I don't know. There's just one thing I do know...fashion magazines are my guilty pleasure. They do teach you things that you didn't know about skincare and tips on everyday things. Some of them give away free stuff (my favorite) and teach you how to get healthy, not skinny but healthy. There's so much cons and pros, that I have lost track.

Enough about my guilty pleasure, what about your guilty pleasure?

P.S. I have no other guilty pleasures than reading fashion magazines
P.P.S. Don't type in the comments anything gross or perverted...>_<
P.P.P.S. Thanks for reading, bye!

Long time no see

Hey everyone!
Sorry I've been MIA from blogger for so long! I'm sorry. There's just lots of school work going on and stuff!
So just stay tuned!
K BYE!

Heidi's 10 Procedures?

Heidi Montag, one of the most physically gorgeous women on television. Recently she had her 10 procedures if you haven't heard. Why? She is gorgeous, she is tan, she is beautiful! All she really needs is to change how she is with people and she'll be fine. I think in one of her interviews she said that her goal was to be a pop star and she said that she had to get these procedures to look like a pop star. So hold up there! She finally admits that pop stars have to look hot to get their fame? How is that going to impact aspiring singers of different shapes, and sizes? Personally, anyone who sings well, I listen to....
UGH!
-LiZzIe

JB=JUSTIN BIEBER NOT JONAS BROTHERS!

Do you remember those guys?
Yeah...those guys.... The guys that were like virtually unstoppable? Yeah...the JONAS BROTHERS. NO OFFENSE to them or anything, but that guy um...what's his name? Oh yeah...JOE IS SO RUDE! Like a guy that old can dump in person! Jeez...loser! TEEHEE, sorry Joe, but a move like dumping that country sweetheart was low. Yup...I went there. I know this was a year ago, but I can't help but think that so many guys like him don't even have the time to go and dump in person. Not that if he dumped in person would be any better, but it seemed like dumping Taylor Swift on the phone meant that she wasn't worth his time! Yeah...I know...I'm cussing his name in my head.
Jonas Brothers, move over because a new JB is in town. Whoa...that sounded corny.... Anyway, the band is history and Justin Bieber is at least a bit more fresh....
UGH!!!!
ANYWAY...this concludes another random rant.
-Lizzie *MWA*

OMG! TIGER WOOD SCANDAL JUNKIE=ME?

OMMMMMMMGGG!
WHO WATCHES GMA?
Did you see like this morning,they were talking about Tiger in a small town in Mississippi! Yeah, you bet it! He's in SEX REHAB! Welcome to the gang, Tiger! You have officially part of the gang of REHABBED UP CELEBS! I don't want to offend Tiger, the GPA sponsors or Tiger's sponsors, but that's just kind of gross. I mean cheating on your wife and sleeping with other women is just disgusting! I mean...he's already got a kid.
*SIGH*
Anyways, instead of me being so mad about this...why don't you guys tell me what you think about it?
-LIZZIE *MWA*